英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华

1、书是人类进步的阶梯。

2、人之所以能，是相信能。

3、生活便是寻求新的知识。

4、人的价值蕴藏在人的才能之中。

5、为真理而斗争是人生最大的乐趣。

6、没有一种不幸可与失掉时间相比了。

7、不经巨大的困难，不会有伟大的事业。

8、泉水，奋斗之路越曲折，心灵越纯洁。

9、不再迁就，走向成功，从拒绝*庸开始！

10、有很多人是用青春的幸福作成功代价的。

11、在每个星光陨落的晚上，一遍一遍数我的寂寞。

12、应该让别人的生活因为有了你的生存而更加美好。

13、每个人脚下都有一方土，但并非每个人都有一条路。

14、读的书如果超过一万卷，你写字的时候就会有精神。

15、在知识的山峰上登得越高，眼前展现的景色就越壮观。

16、当我一头钻进落满灰尘的书堆时，心中的狂喜是难以言喻。

17、浪费别人的时间是谋财害命，浪费自己的时间是慢性**。

18、时间就是生命，时间就是知识，时间就是胜利，时间就是财富。

19、如果我比笛卡尔看得远些，那是因为我站在巨人们的肩上的缘故。

20、幸福永远存在于人类不安的追求中，而不存在于和谐与稳定之中。

21、一个人追求的目标越高，他的才力就发展得越快，对社会就越有益。

22、攀登山顶的脚力，生于欲穷千里目的壮心和不到长城非好汉的意志。

23、即使道路坎坷不*，车轮也要前进；即使江河波涛汹涌，船只也航行。

24、The value of a man is in the person's ability.

25、Without bold speculation has made a great discovery.

26、If compare talent to sword, diligence is the grindstone.

27、A person's value lies in his talent, not in his clothing.

28、In the field of observation, chance only favor the prepared mind.

29、As long as you want to learn, no matter what age how much too late.

30、Don't know, when you were young must be very sad when she was old.

31、In the knowledge in the higher peaks, show the scene more spectacular.

32、A person's biggest bankruptcy is desperation, the greatest assets is hope.

33、The higher one goal, his wit to develop faster, more beneficial to the society.

34、Life is more difficult, the more I feel stronger, even is also more intelligent.

35、Is the meaning of life is to give, give, is not accepted, also is not fighting for.

36、If I watch farther than Descartes, it is because I stood on the shoulders of giants.

37、I had never done a pure invention. All my invention is deliberate, strict test results.

38、Happiness always exists in the pursuit of human nervous, and does not exist in harmony and stability.

39、The character of the waves, is the countless times are reef smash and countless flash fell on the rock.

40、Climb the top of the mountain foot stronger, born in purpose to cheer the will of the hero and not a true man unless he comes to the Great Wall.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华扩展阅读

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展1）

——英语作文中常用的谚语 40句菁华

1、一人修路，万人安步。

2、不经一事，不长一智。

3、千树连根，十指连心。

4、一天省一把，十年买匹马。

5、一羽示风向，一草示水流。

6、人在世上练，刀在石上磨。

7、天助自助者，你要你就能。

8、宁吃开眉粥，不吃皱眉饭。

9、没钱时挨饿，有钱时耀阔。

10、火越烧越旺，人越干越壮。

11、要知山中事，乡间问老农。

12、谎话讲不得，庄稼荒不得。

13、鼓不敲不响，理不辩不明。

14、只给君子看门，不给小人当家。

15、有势不可使尽，有福不可享尽。

16、牛角越长越弯，财主越大越贪。

17、老牛肉有嚼头，老人言有听头。

18、不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。

19、劳动钱，万万年，贪污钱，在眼前。

20、忍一句，息一怒；饶一着，赢一步。

21、看人挑担不吃力，自己挑担步步歇。

22、良药苦口利于病，忠言逆耳利于行。

23、Be judgmental and confused.

24、Get more help, get less help.

25、Fighting steadily is invincible.

26、Misconduct, tongue short three points.

27、Happy is contentment, not humiliation for life.

28、Don't burn tofu too old, don't talk too early.

29、High mountains and long waters, ambitious spirit.

30、If you fall for it, you will have a bright heart.

31、There's a race for horses. Laugh before you talk.

32、Respect for old age, reverence for grass and treasure.

33、Cows can't drag the rake and people can't talk nonsense.

34、God helps those who help themselves, if you want, you can.

35、One man builds roads and ten thousand people walk in peace.

36、People look at their childhood, horses look at their hoofs.

37、Returning tigers to the mountains is bound to have future problems.

38、When you have no money, you starve; when you have money, you shine.

39、If you don't go to the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's son.

40、Where there is a mountain, there is a road, and where there is water, there is a ferry.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展2）

——英语作文中常引用的谚语 40句菁华

1、若要好，大让小。

2、一日三枣，长生不老。

3、恶有恶报，善有善报。

4、放下屠刀，立地成佛。

5、水滴石穿，坐食山空。

6、水能载舟，亦能覆舟。

7、耳听为虚，眼见为实。

8、人往大处看，鸟往高处飞。

9、早禾怕北风，晚禾怕雷公。

10、老乡见老乡，两眼泪汪汪。

11、读书破万卷，下笔如有神。

12、谁知盘中餐，粒粒皆辛苦。

13、稻花香里说丰年，听取蛙声一片。

14、只有千里的名声，没有千里的威风。

15、弟兄不和邻里欺，将相不和邻国欺。

16、槽里无食猪拱猪，分脏不均狗咬狗。

17、羌笛何须怨杨柳，春风不度玉门关。

18、Eat a cut and grow wisdom.

19、Stick to a thing once begun.

20、Frog cries, heavy rain comes.

21、Hearing is false, seeing is true.

22、There is no pig eating pig in the slot.

23、Drops of water and rocks pierce the sky.

24、Flowers need leaves, and people need help.

25、No man is a good man unless he is tempered.

26、Put down the butcher knife and become Buddha.

27、Although the scale is small, it can press jacks.

28、If you want to be good, let's be big and small.

29、Don't talk short, don't hit people in the face.

30、More words are not sweet, more glue is not sticky.

31、There are Lybus among men and red rabbits among horses.

32、There are many incenses burned and many ghosts provoked.

33、There is no stink of feces, where comes the scent of grain.

34、Scales can weigh and weigh, and they can make people feel energetic.

35、Black clouds rise in the northwest and thunderstorms are bound to come.

36、Dogs don't dislike their mother's ugliness or their family's poverty.

37、Thousands of people have thousands of tempers and tens of thousands of looks.

38、If a brother does not deceive his neighbour, he will not deceive his neighbour.

39、The loser spends money like dung, while the rejuvenating family cherishes dung like gold.

40、Steady ships are not afraid of strong winds, and they have reason to travel all over the world.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展3）

——英语作文中常用谚语 40句菁华

1、人怕引诱，塘怕渗透。

2、吃饭吃米，说话说理。

3、尺有所短，寸有所长。

4、没有追求就没有收获。

5、说起来容易做起来难。

6、闪光的未必都是金子。

7、节约时间就是延长生命。

8、不是你的财，别落你的袋。

9、不求同日生，只愿同日死。

10、大老爷丢签，老百姓啃砖。

11、手艺是活宝，天下饿不倒。

12、煮饭要放米，讲话要讲理。

13、遇难心不慌，遇易心更细。

14、君子报仇三年，小人报仇眼前。

15、知识只能循序渐进，不能跃进。

16、只工作不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。

17、不为失败找借口，要为成功找方法。

18、不图便宜不上当，贪图便宜吃大亏。

19、有上坡必有下坡，有进路必有出路。

20、笑看人生峰高处，唯有磨难多正果。

21、No pursuit, no gain.

22、Spend a year, watch a day.

23、It's easier said than done.

24、Your own destiny is in your own hands.

25、All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

26、He who beats no one in the face, eats no bowl.

27、Energy and perseverance can conquer everything.

28、I am confident, I am excellent: I fight, I succeed!

29、Old horses know the way, old people know the world.

30、It can only save suffering, it can't save gambling.

31、Knowledge makes one humble, ignorance makes one arrogant.

32、Young men do not work hard, but old men do not work hard.

33、Knowledge can only proceed step by step, not leap forward.

34、Looking at the leopard in the tube, you can see only one spot.

35、The fox always shows its tail and the snake always spits its tongue.

36、There is no hope in hard thinking, but there is a rush in hard work.

37、If you are in distress, you will be more careful when you are in distress.

38、He would rather lift shoes for a gentleman than share money with a villain.

39、If you are not afraid of shallow learning, you are afraid of short ambition.

40、A good man does not suffer from depression and a good bird does not pierce the forest.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展4）

——英语作文常用句子 50句菁华

1、Time past cannot be called back again.

2、All time is no time when it is past.

3、Tomorrow comes never.

4、The morning sun never lasts a day.

5、Time tames the strongest grief.

6、The day is short but the work is much.

7、Procrastination is the thief of time.

8、Dexterity comes by experience.

9、Practice makes perfect.

10、Experience keeps a dear school,but fools learn in no other.

11、Experience without learning is better than learning without experience.

12、Seeing is believing.

13、打下坚实的基础 lay a solid foundation for…

14、理论和实践相结合 integrate theory with practice

15、充分利用 make full use of / take advantage of

16、一些人 … 而另外一些人 … Some people… while others…

17、提供就业机会 offer job opportunities

18、不可推卸的义务 unshakable duty

19、利远远大于弊 the advantages far outweigh the disadvantages.

20、跟上 … 的最新发展 keep pace with / catch up with/ keep abreast with the latest development of …

21、提出折中提议 set forth a compromise proposal

22、宝贵的自然资源 valuable natural resources

23、承受更大的工作压力 suffer from heavier work pressure

24、考虑到诸多因素 take many factors into account/ consideration

25、社会发展的必然结果 the inevitable result of social development

26、适应社会发展 adapt oneself to the development of society

27、对 … 有害 do harm to / be harmful to/ be detrimental to

28、就 … 达到绝对的一致 reach an absolute consensus on…

29、总而言之 All in all, To sum up, In summary, In a word,

30、引起了广泛的公众关注 arouse wide public concern/ draw public attention

31、热烈的讨论 / 争论 a heated discussion/ debate

32、其次 Second, Secondly, In the second place

33、我们还有很长的路要走 We still have a long way to go.在人类生活的方方面面

34、对 … 产生有利 / 不利的影响 exert positive/ negative effects on…

35、身心两方面 both physically and mentally

36、47 in all aspects of human life

37、支持前 / 后种观点的人 people / those in favor of the former/ latteropinion

38、因特网 the Internet （一定要由冠词，字母 I 大写）

39、有直接 / 间接关系 be directly / indirectly related to…

40、导致，引起 lead to/ give rise to/ contribute to/ result in

41、相反 in contrast / on the contrary.

42、But it's a pity that...但遗憾的是…...

43、For all that...对于这一切......

44、In view of the present station，鉴于目前形势，

45、However, we have to look at the other side of the coin, that is...然而我们还得看到事物的另一方面，即…...

46、let's take the above chart as an example to illustrate this.让我们用上述图标做例子来阐明这一点。

47、The difference between A and B is/lies in/exists in…A和B的区别在于......

48、I believe the title statement is valid because….我觉得这个论点是正确的，由于…

49、Therefore,we have the reason to believe that...所以，我们有理由相信…

50、It can be concluded from the discussion that...从中我们能够得出这样的结论

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展5）

——生活中常用歇后语 40句菁华

1、十月的萝卜——动（冻）了心。

2、下巴底下支小锅——吵（炒）嘴哩。

3、下雨不打伞——临（淋）到头上了。

4、嘴上涂石灰——白说（刷）。

5、对着窗户吹喇叭——名（鸣）声在外。

6、老蜘蛛的肚子——净是私（丝）。

7、年初一吃酒酿——头一遭（糟）。

8、灯草做拐杖——做不得主（拄）。

9、咸菜煮豆腐——不必多言（盐）。

10、响鼓不用重锤——一点就明（鸣）。

11、保温瓶的塞子——赌（堵）气。

12、一个教师一路拳——各有各的打法。

13、二锅头的瓶子——嘴紧。

14、二十一天孵不出小鸡——坏蛋。

15、九月里的甘蔗——甜到心。

16、三十晚上盼月亮——没指望。

17、三伏天喝凉茶——浑身痛快。

18、三只脚的板凳——不稳。

19、大松树作烧火柴——大材小用。

20、大姑娘坐花轿——头一遭。

21、丈二和尚——摸不着头脑。

22、大门上的春联——一对红。

23、下雨天背稻草——越背越重。

24、小偷进牧场——顺手牵羊。

25、井底的蛤蟆——见识少。

26、太岁头上的土——动不得。

27、飞机上聊天——空谈。

28、开封府的包公——铁面无私

29、鲁智深出家——一无牵挂

30、骑驴看唱本——走着瞧

31、十五个吊桶打水——七上八下

32、四两棉花——免谈（弹）

33、孙大圣听了紧箍咒——头疼

34、天文台上的望远镜——好高骛远

35、一顿能吃三升米——肚量大

36、早开的红梅——一枝独秀

37、白娘子喝了雄黄酒——现了原形

38、电线杆上绑鸡毛——好大的掸（胆）子

39、丢了西瓜捡芝麻——因小失大

40、粪坑里的石头——又臭又硬

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展6）

——英语常用谚语名言精选 40句菁华

1、久病成良医。

2、一日三枣，长生不老。

3、不干不净，吃了有病。

4、不怕经心，就怕散心。

5、不经冬寒，不知春暖。

6、人怕没理，狗怕夹尾。

7、人贵有志，学贵有恒。

8、天凭日月，人凭良心。

9、已所不欲，勿施于人。

10、细嚼烂咽，身体强健。

11、酒多伤身，气大伤人。

12、量窄气大，发短气长。

13、不怕不知味，就怕后反劲。

14、吃得苦中苦，方为人上人。

15、打得一拳去，免得百拳来。

16、牛不知角弯，马不知脸长。

17、读书破万卷，下笔如有神。

18、少时练得一身劲，老来健康少生病。

19、有钱难买少年时，失落光阴无处寻。

20、蚂蚁搬家蛇过道，出门小心挨雨泡。

21、Not clean, eating sick.

22、Narrow air, short hair and long breath.

23、People bully bears, and horses ride thin.

24、Better to go straight than to go straight.

25、Do not let evil be small, or good be small.

26、Not clean, eating sick, clean, eating sick.

27、More rice comes out, more people make sense.

28、A tree for monkeys and a mountain for tigers.

29、Academic diligence leads to wealth and thrift.

30、If you suffer bitterly, you will be a good man.

31、Reading ten thousand volumes, writing like God.

32、Sit and sit, sleep and sleep like a curved moon.

33、Alcohol hurts the body, but anger hurts the people.

34、Drops of water make rivers and grains make barrels.

35、The eggs are seamless enough to pick up the chickens.

36、Cows don't know the corners, horses don't know the faces.

37、If you are not afraid of carefulness, you are afraid of distraction.

38、When money is hard to buy a teenager, lost time is nowhere to be found.

39、Ants move down the snake aisle and go out to watch out for rain bubbles.

40、Activities are like Ganoderma lucidum. Why bother to find the fairy prescription?

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展7）

——英语作文引用名言 40句菁华

1、勇于探索真理是人的天职。──*

2、一个不注意小事情的人，永远不会成功大事业。──卡耐基

3、许多伟大的真理开始的时候都被认为是亵渎的行为。──肖伯纳

4、烈火试真金，逆境试强者。——塞内加

5、机遇只偏爱那些有准备的头脑。——巴斯德

6、不想当元帅的士兵，不是好士兵。——拿破仑

7、路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求索。——屈原

8、成功的秘诀，在永不改变既定的目的。——卢梭

9、黑夜无论怎样悠长，白昼总会到来。——莎士比亚

10、人的美德的荣誉比他的财富的荣誉不知大多少倍。──达·芬奇

11、谁和我一样用功，谁就会和我一样成功。——莫扎特

12、知识是珍贵宝石的结晶，文化是宝石放出的光泽。——泰戈尔

13、人生如同故事。重要的并不在有多长，而是在有多好。——塞涅卡

14、构成我们学习最大障碍的是已知的东西，而不是未知的东西。——贝尔纳

15、A shy failure is nobler than a proud success.

16、不会在失败中找出经验教训的人，他的通向成功的道路是遥远的。——佚名

17、人只有献身于社会，才能找出那短暂而有风险的生命的意义。——爱因斯坦

18、人生所缺乏的不是才干而是志向，不是成功的能力而是勤劳的意志。——郭尔王

19、No matter how long the night, the day will come.

20、一朵成功的花都是由许多苦雨、血泥和强烈的暴风雨的环境培养成的。——冼星海

21、Opportunities only favor those who have a prepared mind.

22、A person's value lies in his talent, not in his clothing.

23、Any problem has a solution, not to think about things is not.

24、If you want to know all at once, you mean what also don't know.

25、Want to know all in one fell swoop, means what also don't know.

26、Make up our biggest obstacle to learning is known, not unknown things.

27、Who to idle away one's time, youth will fade, life will abandon them.

28、Ignorance is the night of wisdom, it is no moon, no stars of the night.

29、There are a lot of people is the cost of the successful youth happiness.

30、People are not born for defeat, a man can be destroyed, but not defeated.

31、Books are your friends, although there is no passion, but it is very loyal.

32、The beginning of the many great truths are considered to be against the behavior.

33、I want to do, just stretched out his hand to others harvest planting crops for me.

34、Prosperity is not without fears and disasters; And is not without comforts and hopes.

35、The honor of a man's virtue honor I don't know how many times larger than his wealth.

36、Won't find out the experience and lessons in failure, his path to success is far away.

37、The lack of life is not ability but ambition, not ability to succeed but hardworking will.

38、As everyone knows, the language into action, much more difficult than the actions into words.

39、A man is after a difficult first and then step into prosperity, only feel useful, comfortable.

40、The whole meaning of life lifes in the continuous exploration has yet to know things, is constantly adding more knowledge.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展8）

——英语作文常用的五类短语 40句菁华

1、社会进步有体现 a symbol of society progress

2、重视 attach great importance to… / put emphasis on

3、是…的原因Account for /result from

4、painful lessons set alarm bells ringing (because….)

5、Call for rethinking

6、The punishment on sb should be severer

7、For the sake of

8、concern about

9、spare no effort to beautify our environment

10、teachers and parents should set an example of good behaviors to children

11、percent fail to know…..while 70 percent …..

12、finish off 吃完，喝完

13、stop doing sth. 停止做某事

14、langht at 嘲笑

15、be used to 习惯于

16、ask for leave 请假

17、send for 派人去请(叫

18、wait for 等候

19、on the whole /all in all总起来说

20、by accident 偶然

21、every now and then 时而,偶尔

22、attach great importance to… 重视

23、change our previous living habits of wasting things

24、leave…for 离开……去……

25、catch up with 赶上

26、filled……with 把……装满

27、worry about 担忧……

28、look after 照料

29、run after 追赶，跟在后面跑

30、work hard at 努力做……

31、wait in line 排队等候

32、change…into… 变成

33、hear of 听说

34、instead of 代替……

35、hand in 交上来

36、stay in bed 卧病在床

37、面临新的机遇和挑战 be faced with new opportunities and challenges

38、引起了广泛的公众关注 arouse wide public concern/ draw public attention

39、就我而言/ 就个人而言 As far as I am concerned， / Personally，

40、就……达到绝对的一致 reach an absolute consensus on……

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展9）

——英语作文评语 40句菁华

1、You are an honest and hardworking girl. You leave me a very deep impression. No pains, no gains. I hope you will make more progress in English study in the future.

2、You are a handsome boy. I enjoy your activeness on class. Wish you a glorious future.

3、You are a shy but hardworking girl. Try to be more active on class. Be confident, you are the best.

4、Writing speaks, and I think writing is a reflection of your soul. The road of life is indeed very tortuous, also very long, but as long as you work hard and persistent forward, the crown of success will belong to you.

5、Close with an implicit theme

6、The closing echo should start with a complete structure

7、The article's language is fresh and lively, and the description can capture the main features of things. The short and concise length is worth reading

8、Rich imagination, strange ideas and not divorced from the real life, connected with the life of the association, broaden the reader's thinking, let a person feel lively and interesting.

9、The description of the appearance is vivid, the appearance of the characters is lifelike, and the clothes are suitable, just like a mirror reflecting the character. It is really called "life based on each other".

10、The expression description is vivid and vivid, with a few words, outlining the characteristics of the characters at a glance, and the behavior of the characters has a distinct and unique personality.

11、The subject stands out directly from the content, clear and to the point, without any superfluous meaning.

12、The theme is serious, the idea is noble, and the enterprise is strong.

13、The center is not clear enough and the idea is not clear enough.

14、The theme is vague and obscure, the meaning is vague and vague, and the purpose of writing is unclear.

15、Although there is a central theme, the expression is not sufficient and powerful, the words are not real, empty and weak.

16、... In order to... At the beginning, it's more creative. The story of the cause and effect.

17、Start with a rhetorical question to attract the reader.

18、The... Change to... Would be more appropriate,

19、Use a column of figures, give examples of the method, very vivid.

20、The transition is natural and each paragraph is clearly explained.

21、... And... In sharp contrast...

22、For... "Is a good metaphor.

23、Practical, contains a simple and profound philosophy, reading exciting, emotional.

24、The case description is vivid, concrete and interesting, and the previous metaphor... In the same vein. Finally, in a few words, the author shows his appreciation for... Emotional, moving. The article is coherent to form a complete image.

25、The article is detailed and slightly, orderly and vivid, which is a good work.

26、Close-ups are unique and interesting. The full text is full of childlike innocence, read to feel kind. The article can be a fresh and interesting language, describing... Thing to do. Between the lines, full of childhood really tong qu, laughter, can be regarded as a good work.

27、The full text is easy to understand and interesting.

28、The article is in harmony with the scenery, while painting the scenery while lyric, good at using metaphorical techniques to make the article vivid and specific

29、Strong argument, thorough and reasonable *ysis, strong philosophy.

30、The language is concise and to the point, concise and comprehensive to the meaning of the refined and powerful pen power, a few words can convey the spirit of the character.

31、wordy sentences, words do not express meaning, only detailed not slightly, redundant words.

32、Incomplete writing, dry narrative, inflexible, lifeless.

33、Plot changes are bland and lack novelty.

34、Although the events with certain narrative value in life were selected, the underlying truth of the events could not be dee* reflected due to the lack of thorough *ysis and in-depth excavation.

35、The selection of novel and unique materials, not mediocre, sweep away the vulgar gas, it is refreshing.

36、The beginning of the article is simple and appropriate, and the mood of the characters is set off by the description of the environment, which is very artistic. Start short and to the point

37、The beginning of the article is novel and has the effect of preempting others. So that the reader can immediately meet the characters... Impression.

38、Introduce the customs of Yongfeng Spring Festival in chronological order

39、It expresses the author's infinite happiness

40、Through the rich language and action of the characters, the ideological quality of the characters is set off. The imagination is reasonable and reasonable, the narrative is natural and vivid, the structure is compact, the coherence is natural and the center is prominent.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展10）

——作文中的关于搞笑的好词好句子 30句菁华

1、好老婆标准：耍赖是可爱，严厉是望夫成龙，不花钱是节约，花钱是有品位!

2、想做你的太阳，高兴的时候温暖你，不高兴的时候晒死你。

3、世人都晓“倒”爷好，倒来倒去全发了。只要能把大钱赚，道德良心不要了。

4、我们的宗旨是：过一会美一会，不能对自己有愧;过一天乐一天，不把难过留心间;过一年爽一年，坚决不存一分钱!

5、中分看鼻子，齐刘海看脸型，斜刘海看气质，无刘海看五官，我适合蒙面!

6、帅你帅，头发象团海带，身披一条麻袋，腰系一根鞋带，没事就爱使坏!你以为你天下最帅?其实是神经二代!

7、长相要漂亮的，性格要贤惠的，这样的女人也是基本没有的。

8、别看瘦，我浑身是肌肉;别看我黑，我满脸放辉;我头可断，发型从来不可乱;血可流，皮鞋不能不上油。

9、我严重怀疑，月老是不是把我的红线拿去织秋裤了。

10、东边有头驴，没人骑，今天我高兴，我来骑。嘚驾，沃于，崩我一身泥。回家让妈洗，妈说扒我皮，烧香拜佛，我再也不骑驴!

11、亲你一小口，咬你一大口，啃你一巨口，小两口变成新三口。

12、夜深人静的时候，我常常问自己，当初决定来地球，到底是对是错!

13、钱，就像内裤，你得有，但不必逢人就证明你有。

14、球迷老头看电视播放的球赛，老太婆在厨房里忙活;球赛完毕，老太婆探头问道：进了多少球?零比零，打*了。白看。

15、人认为芥末是甜的，品之，泪如泉涌，道：思吾父二十年前自缢而亡。友人亦将芥末入口，涕泪交流，曰：汝何不随父自缢?

16、有传言说我最近结婚了，在这里我要澄清一下，是真的。

17、当初我看上你，因为我脑子进水了，现在我脑子抖干了。

18、我的人生一半是倒霉，另一半是处理倒霉的事。

19、养的小仓鼠生病了，不过没关系，家里有老鼠药，希望它吃过以后能好起来。

20、名棒球好手走在路上，忽然见到一只小猫在树上摇摇欲坠。他赶忙奔去将小猫接个正着，然后朝一垒方向扔去。

21、最高指示：饭前便后要洗手;出外归来要洗手;乘车之后要洗手;摸东摸西要洗手。

22、当金钱站起来说话时，所有的真理就都去睡觉了。

23、做一个勇敢的人，学着去承受命运给你的每一个耳光。

24、老婆是爱我的，母亲是疼我的，婆媳吵架儿子夹在中间是两难的。

25、众口难调，我做不到让所有人都喜欢我，毕竟不是所有人都是人。

26、如果你实在饿了打电话给我，我吃点零食嚼给你听。

27、知道钱怎么花，但是不知道怎么赚，愁人哪。

28、工资就像大姨妈，一个月一次，一周左右就没了。

29、不怕喝敌敌畏，就怕开盖有惊喜，畅享多一瓶。

30、我现在终于解脱了，每次看你的作文我都有一种想要自杀的冲动!

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